charliemcdonnell:

how my emotions work

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corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

"who taught you
that the
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
Your math
is
dangerously wrong
her value
is
nothing less
than
infinite."

- ‘Greater than’ by Della Hicks-Wilson (via coyotegold)

(Source: dellahickswilson)

i swear i get uglier everyday

(Source: mammamoon)

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

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lindsaychrist:

memories 

thepaisleyelf:

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

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even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

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